I cannot see coz my leg is broken, says a blindman

“I cannot see because my leg is broken” – L.O.L (laugh out loud)
REASON FOR SELANGOR DOWNFALL!!!
“The biggest issue in Selangor is public transportation which renders it a must for everyone to own a car. Almost all the households in Selangor have a car, you can see low-cost houses with two or three cars (parked outside) [...]

Another ‘Clever’ Menteri Identified

Alamak, what a stupid remarks!
What is so wrong if opposition MPs voted for Wan Junaidi Tuanku Jaafar as Deputy speaker? It’s purely an intelligent democracy by the 17 opposition MPs. Purely stupid to relate this with anybody (read as Anwar) or making an assumption that the support for Anwar to be the next premier [...]

Balkis-gates…

ENTER THE SUPERTEMPEMAN

Balkis’ accounts not finalised before funds transferred out
By DHARMENDER SINGH, The Star Tuesday, 29 April 2008
KLANG: The external auditors for the Wives of Selangor Assemblymen and MPs Welfare and Charity Organisation (Balkis) said yesterday they were not consulted before the body transferred its RM9.9mil funds.
Yee Choon Kong & Co principal Yee Choon Kong [...]

UMNO yg Hodoh

Kita Pakat beli kopiah putih
Oleh Pak Din
Baru – baru ini saya bersama keluarga menghadiri majlis perkahwinan sahabat saya di Taman Perumahan SMTD Kampar, apa yang menariknya adalah apabila melalui Pekan Kampar di sepanjang jalan tersebut terdapat banting dan banner Parti Islam semalaysia (PAS) mengucap terima kasih dan ucapan selamat kepada pemandu yang melalui jalan tersebut. [...]

Kerismuddin “Apologises”

by Din Merican
Do you trust this man (picture below) when he says that he regrets the keris incident and now apologies? I know, you will say that this apology is dictated by politics post March 8—and I agree. The Barisan Nasional, in particular UMNO Malay nationalists like Kerismuddin and Khairy Jamaluddin, was rejected by the [...]

Skandal BALKIS-gate

Oleh Ibnu Khuzaimah

Transaksi jualbeli tanah dan sumbangan PKNS kepada BALKIS
Lokasi Tanah: SEKSYEN 7 Shah Alam
Harga : RM250,000.00 Keluasan: 43560 k/p : RM5.74 pkp
Penjual : PKNS, Pembeli Balkis.
Cara Bayaran – Kontra. Hutang Kerajaan Negeri daripada PKNS.
PKNS – Derma Majlis Perasmian Kompleks Balkis RM218,719.60
Sumbangan Majlis Makan Malam Balkis [...]

Ronnie – No close proximity, please

In his recent statements, Selangor Local Authority Exco Ronnie Liu said, his team is going down south to learn – facts finding mission of Singapore way administering PBT. No need.
The towns are all the same be it drainage, landscapes etc. We have enough town planners within our fold. We have more than enough enforcement officers [...]

dis is da man

Too much Russian Vodka ?
The drunken master can’t stand the sway of the racks…
Cuban cigars de havana, Russian Vodka de Kremlin, watta life!
Enter the new Cassanova of Rome (pin)

Khir Toyo, Isteri.. & Yang Sekaum Dengannya

April 26, 2008 by drrafick
[Penulisan ini sengaja di buat di dalam bahasa Malaysia, supaya lebih ramai orang melayu boleh membaca dan menyelami maksudnya]
Dengan nama Allah, Yang Maha Pemurah, lagi Maha Mengasihani.
[1] Bacalah (wahai Muhammad) dengan nama Tuhanmu yang menciptakan (sekalian makhluk),
[2] Ia menciptakan manusia dari sebuku darah beku;
[3] Bacalah, dan Tuhanmu Yang Maha Pemurah, -
[4] [...]

Tingkat 4 & Tingkat 20 SUK

PAKATAN RAKYAT MESTI JANGAN LEKA WALAU SEDETIK PUN
(Pengalaman di Selangor)
Oleh Dr. Sulaiman Masri
Awas, Pakatan Rakyat, terus diasak kiri dan kanan; cuba disabotaj di
mana-mana; diremehkan di [...]

BERAPA HARGA AIR JIKA PR TEWAS?

MUNGKIN HAMPIR RM2 SATU KUBIK METER! Harga ini pasti akan terus naik kerana perjanjian konsesi biasanya memuatkan klausa kenaikan beberapa tahun seperti yang berlaku dalam perjanjian konsesi lebuhraya.
Dengan pertelagahan antara Suruhanjaya Perkhidmatan Air Negara (SPAN) dan Kerajaan Negeri Selangor atas isu air percuma, sesuatu yang pelik mungkin sedang berlaku. Mengapa seperti ada halangan untuk Kerajaan [...]

Breaking News – Malay Mail Akhbar PR

Antara tajuk panas MM
Akhbar tabloid harian berbahasa inggeris milik NST Berhad, Malay Mail sudah berubah milik dengan penjualan akhbar itu kepada sebuah konsortium syarikat yang berkaitan penerbitan di sini. Pelancaran semula akhbar tersebut akan dilakukan pada Mei akan datang menurut sumber itu. Beberapa nama besar ketika Malay Mail dipuncak gemilang seperti Tony [...]

ADUN SELANGOR ANGKAT SUMPAH – TENG SPEAKER

Oleh: Wartawan Kita
SHAH ALAM, Selasa 22 April: Kesemua 55 Ahli Dewan Undangan Negeri (Adun) Selangor mengangkat sumpah hari ini, kecuali Adun Kota Alam Shah, M. Manoharan yang kini menjalani tahanan Akta Keselamatan Dalam Negeri atau ISA.
Majlis angkat sumpah pada persidangan Dewan Undangan Negeri (DUN) Selangor, hari ini bermula dengan Adun Sungai Pinang, Teng Chang Khim [...]

Antara dayus bodoh dan cerdik.

KUALA LUMPUR, April 21 (Bernama) — Deputy Prime Minister Datuk Seri Najib Tun Razak Monday brushed aside a claim by former prime minister Tun Dr Mahathir Mohamad that he was a coward for failing to speak up about the real reasons behind the Barisan Nasional’s dismal performance in the recent general election.
“I’m not a coward,” [...]

Who need an Islamic state?

By Zamlan Arabi
“Debates about the notion of an Islamic State are taking place everywhere, especially in a multi-ethnics, multi-religous and multi-cultural society like Malaysia and Singapore. What is an Islamic State actually meant?. With all the emphasis on wala’ (obedience) in contemporary Islamic movements, how can one ensure an Islamic State does not become just [...]

Teng – Speaker DUN Selangor

Selangor Menteri Besar Tan Sri Khalid Ibrahim made the announcement today, confirming earlier speculations that Teng would be named assembly speaker after he was overlooked in the 11-member state cabinet.
The Pakatan Rakyat-led government also created history by naming a woman as the deputy speaker. That honour went to Taman Medan state representative Haniza Takha.

AUKU – Sentuhan Gincu & Bedak Sejuk.

Oleh: Siswa Tua
Pindaan Akta Kolej dan Universiti 1972 – AUKU, yang diwar-warkan tidak lebih sebagai satu ‘cosmetic changes’ atau sentuhan gincu dan bedak sejuk yang tidak akan merobah sturuktur wajahnya supaya dilihat cantik dan menarik tetapi badan dan isinya tetap sama.
Pindaan AUKU 1972 yang lebih kepada penglibatan pelajar universiti dalam aktiviti kemasyarakatan, bukannya politik, [...]

DOC. KU LI MERAWAT UMNO? DOLAH?

http://kickdefella.wordpress.com/2008/04/10/tahun-merawat-umno-2008/#comment-32043
Opppps,.. From one arrogant 46 leader with tengkolok fiasco that failed his supporters turned himself into an ameno gurkha under mahazalim and now trying to salvage a sinking ship. No, no, this guy is an opportunist! pure opportunist!
Let sing:
are you sleeping(2x) brader Dol, brader dol, …..

Pig farm fiasco: S’gor gov’t reveals photos. Da Man is DKM!

A Selangor Umno leader and Tanjung Sepat state assemblyperson Dr Karim Mansor posing next to a pig-pen with a thumbs-up sign while in Germany.
Selangor EXCO member, Yaakob Sapari hoped the photograph would put to rest claims by Umno members that they had been against the project.
“We hope that he would stop politicising the matter [...]

Dermasiswa/zakat Pelajar Kena Songlap??

Oleh : Zamlan Arabi
Berikutan terbongkarnya isu penyelewengan di Lembaga Zakat Selangor, timbul pula pelbagai rentetan penyelewengan di institusi itu. Sumber dalaman LZS memberitahu berlaku penyelewengan dalam pemberian dermasiswa bagi pelajar anak Selangor yang sedang menuntut di Al-Azhar Mesir.
Menurut sumber itu, wang dermasiswa untuk pelajar-pelajar tersebut tidak diberikan dalam jumlah yang cukup atau sepenuhnya. Sejumlah [...]